WD-40 is NOT lube!

Thats right folks, WD-40 is not lube, its a rust inhibitor. Its used to break down metal oxidations. Simply put, its used to break up rust. Some people try and use it as lube, but it wont work.... woah.. not THAT kind of lube, you sick fuck!

You dont use a telephone book to drive nails into wood. You dont use a meat cleaver to chop down a tree. You dont use a brick to fix a rolex. Point being, the right tool for the right job. Lets get techincal here for a second... O.S. Fanboys. Fuck you all!

Im really sick of all these Apple commercials boasting how PCs suck and they only run Windows. Really, if you think that you can only run Windows on a PC, you... well, you are trolling blogs, I shouldnt expect that much from you. What im trying to say here when it comes to your operating system is "the right tool for the right job". Im not boasting how far more advanced OS-X is compared to Windows. Im not saying Linux is god over BSD. Im saying to all of you hardcore OS wores that claim their OS is better, get off your high horse and realize you shit stinks as well. your OS does nto rule over all because YOU own a copy.

I still run DOS. Why? Because I have shit that only runs in DOS. I could get a DOS emulator for Linux and use that, but geuss what... if I wanted it to run in Linux, I would get LINUX SOFTWARE! If i wanted my Windows XP install to look and feel like Mac OS-X, I would install OSX. Dont brag how whatever OS you chose to use is better than any other, cause' I bet I can find something you CANT do in that OS. Lets take a look-see iat some of the basics.

Linux - Cant run games all too well
BSD - Cant do Flash animations, as a desktop replacement it BLOWS
DOS - Cant do much at all anymore, really
Windows9x - Cant stay running, crashes easy, and has a general dictatorship over your PC useage.
BeOS - Was it ever really usefull?
Windows XP/NT - Cant access Communication ports for user apps (Serial ports wont work too well)
OSX - Cant do anything apple thought you wouldnt need to do, like right click and upgrade. Lacks all BASIC forms of com ports, like printer, serial, and PS/2. its also a bitch to find decent software/hardware. All backwards compatability from previous OS versions do not exist.
Vista - Cant do ANYTHING usefull yet, all usefull apps run on OSX or XP.

Im just picking random shit off the tip of the list when it comes to your most beloved OS' lacking list. If anyone wants to dispute, ill be willing to tear them a new asshole.